Why I Play The Guitar
Andy's Land of Adventure
You put your left foot in, your left foot out...
All That Monkeying Around
My find of the day has to be this little link
http://befadudesert.free.fr/MP3/ArcticMonkeysFavouriteWorstNightmare/
Using my sneaky, sneaky, catch-a-monkey Google-powered technique findy-find I was able to catch a monkey. Well, an Arctic Monkey. An Arctic Monkey album that is. Yup. If you head over to that link you'll find the new Arctic Monkey album as twelve lovely MP3s. All you have to do is right click each one and "save as..." and you've got Favourite Worst nightmare on your computer. They even have the CD cover. You can thank me later!
The Ceiling Cat Is Back
For those of you who have no idea what I'm going on about - http://www.ceilingcat.com
I've Seen 211 Out Of 239 Films
x Rocky Horror Picture Show
x Grease
x Pirates of the Caribbean
x Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
x Boondock Saints
x Fight Club
x Starsky and Hutch
x Neverending Story
x Blazing Saddles
x Airplane
Total: 10
x The Princess Bride
x AnchorMan
x Napoleon Dynamite
x Labyrinth
x Saw
x Saw II
x White Noise
White Oleander
x Anger Management
x 50 First Dates
x The Princess Diaries
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 19
x Scream
x Scream 2
x Scream 3
x Scary Movie
x Scary Movie 2
x Scary Movie 3
x Scary Movie 4
x American Pie
x American Pie 2
x American Wedding
x American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 30
x Harry Potter 1
x Harry Potter 2
x Harry Potter 3
x Harry Potter 4
x Resident Evil 1
x Resident Evil 2
x The Wedding Singer
x Little Black Book
x The Village
x Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 40
x Finding Nemo
x Finding Neverland
x Signs
x The Grinch
x Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
x White Chicks
x Butterfly Effect
x 13 Going on 30
x I, Robot
x Robots
Total so far: 50
x Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
x Universal Soldier
x Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
x Along Came Polly
x Deep Impact
x KingPin
x Never Been Kissed
x Meet The Parents
x Meet the Fockers
Eight Crazy Nights
Joe Dirt
x KING KONG
Total so far: 60
A Cinderella Story
x The Terminal
x The Lizzie McGuire Movie
x Passport to Paris
x Dumb & Dumber
x Dumber & Dumberer
x Final Destination
x Final Destination 2
x Final Destination 3
x Halloween
x The Ring
x The Ring 2
x Surviving X-MAS
x Flubber
Total so far: 73
x Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Practical Magic
x Chicago
x Ghost Ship
x From Hell
x Hellboy
x Secret Window
x I Am Sam
x The Whole Nine Yards
x The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 82
x The Day After Tomorrow
x Child's Play
x Seed of Chucky
x Bride of Chucky
x Ten Things I Hate About You
x Just Married
x Gothika
x Nightmare on Elm Street
Sixteen Candles
Remember the Titans
x Coach Carter
x The Grudge
x The Grudge 2
x The Mask
x Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 95
x Bad Boys
x Bad Boys 2
Joy Ride
x Lucky Number Slevin
x Ocean's Eleven
x Ocean's Twelve
x Bourne Identity
x Bourne Supremecy
x Lone Star
Bedazzled
x Predator I
x Predator II
The Fog
x Ice Age
x Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Curious George
Total so far: 108
x Independence Day
Cujo
x A Bronx Tale
x Darkness Falls
x Christine
x ET
x Children of the Corn
My Bosses Daughter
x Maid in Manhattan
x War of the Worlds
x Rush Hour
x Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 118
Best Bet
x How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
x She's All That
x Calendar Girls
x Sideways
x Mars Attacks
x Event Horizon
x Ever After
x Wizard of Oz
x Forrest Gump
x Big Trouble in Little China
x The Terminator
x The Terminator 2
x The Terminator 3
Total so far: 131
x X-Men
x X2
x X-3
x Spider-Man
x Spider-Man 2
Sky High
x Jeepers Creepers
x Jeepers Creepers 2
x Catch Me If You Can
x The Little Mermaid
x Freaky Friday
x Reign of Fire
The Skulls
x Cruel Intentions
x Cruel Intentions 2
x The Hot Chick
x Shrek
x Shrek 2
Total so far: 147
x Swimfan
x Miracle on 34th street
x Old School
x The Notebook
x K-Pax
Krippendorf's Tribe
x A Walk to Remember
x The Castles
x Boogeyman
x The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 156
x Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
x Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
x Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
x Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
x Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
x Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 162
x BASEketball
x Hostel
Waiting for Guffman
x House of 1000 Corpses
x Devils Rejects
x Elf
x Highlander
x Mothman Prophecies
x American History X
Three
Total so Far: 170
x The Jacket
x Kung Fu Hustle
x Shaolin Soccer
x Night Watch
x Monsters Inc.
x Titanic
x Monty Python and the Holy Grail
x Shaun Of the Dead
Willard
Total so far: 178
High Tension
x Club Dread
x Hulk
x Dawn Of the Dead
x Hook
x Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
x 28 days later
x Orgazmo
x Phantasm
x Waterworld
Total so far: 187
x Kill Bill vol 1
x Kill Bill vol 2
x Mortal Kombat
x Wolf Creek
x Kingdom of Heaven
x the Hills Have Eyes
x I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
The Last House on the Left
x Re-Animator
x Army of Darkness
Total so far: 196
x Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
x Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
x Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
x Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
x Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
x Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 202
x The Matrix
x The Matrix Reloaded
x The Matrix Revolutions
x Animatrix
x Evil Dead
x Evil Dead 2
x Team America: World Police
x Red Dragon
x Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Total so far: 211
Now Add them up and put "I've seen --- out of 239 films" in the subject line and repost it.
View From My Window
I've just entered a picture into a photo competition on one of my many 'blogging community' websites, Fuel My Blog. You can see it here http://www.fuelmyblog.com/comp1.php, currently about 80% of the way down the page on the left. It's a picture I took in sunny Brighton a few weeks back. Anyway, hopefully I'll win and land myself a $700 digital camera. That would be very nice, very nice indeed.
The other thing is that you can vote for my blog on a daily basis by clicking the little link down on the right hand side of the blog. Go on, vote for it. You know you want to!
Man Set Fire To His Flat To "Smoke Out Ninja's"
A man suffering from hallucinations set fire to his flat to smoke out "the Ninjas" hiding under his bed, Leicester Crown Court heard.
Stanley Turner suffered the temporary delusional illness when trying to wean himself off alcohol. The fire caused almost £17,000 damage to the flat where he lived and the one below, in High Street, Oakham.
Mark Watson, prosecuting, said at 6am, on March 27, this year, the neighbour in the flat below heard banging and then saw the defendant outside. The 45-year-old told her there was a small fire and kept insisting he could see a woman in the hallway, when no-one was there. The fire service arrived to find the bedroom on fire. Turner told a fire officer he had also set alight a toilet roll in the flat to "smoke out Ninjas from under his bed". He was taken to Leicester Royal Infirmary and was an in-patient for four days. When interviewed on March 31, he told officers he had been tormented by hallucinations of people in his flat and started the blaze to get rid of them. He claimed to have drunk four cans of cider beforehand. A binge drinker, he gave up spirits to drink wine and then changed to cider. "Temporary psychosis was induced by the alcohol and the manner in which he'd changed his tipple," said Tamia Tago, defending.
Turner, who admitted arson, received a 52-week jail sentence, suspended for two years, and a supervision order, which will include assistance with his drink problem.
Just. One. Word
After the amount of messages I got on MySpace regarding the bulletin that I posted yesterday I thought I'd put it on here too to see if it gets the same level of response
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
1. Where is your cell phone?
Contiguous
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Pulchritudinous
3. Your hair?
Unfastidious
4. Your mother?
Taciturn
5. Your father?
Multiloquent
6. Your favorite item?
Recherché
7. Your dream last night?
Inscrutable
8. Your favorite drink?
Salubrious
9. Your dream car?
Exorbitant
10. The room you're in?
Office
11.Your Fears?
Arachnids
13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Transpacific
14. who'd you hang out with last night?
Maya
15. What you're not good at?
Speeling
16. Muffins?
Nar
17. One of your wish list items?
One?
18. Where you grew up?
Home (obviously)
19: Last thing you did?
18 (that's the question)
20.What are you wearing?
Look, how do you expect me to say what I'm wearing in one word? I have seven items on, how am I supposed to round them up in one word?
21. What aren't you wearing?
This is getting retarded. I'm not wearing a squirrel, or a Ghostbusters Proton Pack, a snooker table... there's too many
22: Your pet?
Is dead, is that what you wanted to hear!?!
23. Your computer?
That's dead too... you're just rubbing it in aren't you?
24. Your life?
Is now flashing before my eyes
25. Your mood?
Well is was ok, but you've pissed me right off now
26. Missing?
That's not a properly constructed question now is it?
27. What are you thinking about right now?
Killing everyone!
28. Your car?
You think that's funny, fascist? I don't have a car, la de dar...
29. your work?
*twitches*
30. Your summer?
Have we had summer yet? No. Twat
31. Your relationship status?
You could have just clicked my name and found out couldn't you!!!
32. Favourite colour?
WHY DOES THIS MATTER!!!! (it's blue by the way)
33. When is the last time you laughed?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
34. Last time you cried?
NOW
Happy 200th Anniversary
Happy 200th Anniversary
It's finally happened - this is my 200th blog! I've been blogging since 22nd September 2006, 5 months and 6 days ago, or 159 days if you prefer it that way. In that time, the amount of readers has grown from strength to strength with every passing month, so I thank you for taking the time out of your lives to read my little thoughts, adventures and general ramblings. If it wasn't for you lot, I would have given up a long time ago.
Thanks again, and I hope you keep coming back
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