Andy's Land of Adventure

I NEED you

So, I made it to the final 10 of the fuelmyblog and mybowlad competition to win a trip to Hollywood and the chance to star in a Superbowl advert, and now, it's out of my hands.

Plain and simple, I need votes. I need you. I need you to click on the link below, to register and vote for me.

I've pleaded and pleaded with everyone I know about this to get them to vote for me, and I'd really be grateful for the two minutes spent doing it if you could just take a few seconds out of your day for me.

Anyway, the link is http://www.fuelmyblog.com/index.jsp?t=mybowlad and you need to "fuel" my site (the top link)
I really hope you can help me with this... I can't do it without you!

Why I Deserve To Be In A Superbowl Advert

The following are the top ten reasons why I think I deserve to jet over to Hollywood and star in a Superbowl advert.

1. I've never watched the Superbowl. Odd? Maybe. Sad? Possibly. Ironic? Definitely!
2. Every good piece of film needs an Englishman, if only to play the bad guy!
3. Whilst in America, I promise to rid the world of the Beckhams.
4. The other nine contestants are into animal testing, home-made snuff films and necrophilia*
5. I also love you more than they do and though they're only trying to use you, I offer unconditional love and a choice of three water-based lubricants.
6. If you don't take me, I'll show up anyway and remove my clothing until you let me take part.
7. I absolutely, hand on heart promise not to dryhump the NumaNuma guy throughout the filming of the advert.
8. At no point will I stand bolt-upright and scream "WHY ARE THOSE COLONIAL PIG-DOGS TOUCHING THE BALL?". Not once.
9. I didn't like to bring this up before, as it seemed inappropriate, but I have cancer.
10. I've got a gun.

*allegedly